I don't have a lot of time here, people. I am a busy, busy jerk. Here's what happened:

1. Tim lost to a team that should still be named Joe Gibbs Good Head, because that's a great, great fantasy name. 
2. My brilliant 3-receiver set scored a total of 2 points, but that didn't matter because Marc Smith is easier to beat than a chained-up prostitute.
3. The Squirrels and the Warriors made all of us look good and probably screwed me out of a late-season comeback.
4. In a move that can only be described as either an inside job or sexual submission, and by inside job I mean sexual submission, Tom Marsh hands Hall a one-point victory. Seriously, Tom. You started an Oakland running back? You should have just put in Marcus Allen, may he rest in peace.
5. Other things happened but who the hell cares. I have young minds to destroy. Peace.