Crusaders Clinch Gold Division
The Crusaders shutout the Amish Electricians 22-0 to lock up their league record 12th division title. In a week with low scores all around, they were able to assemble 74 points. That was more than enough to counteract the desimated Amish who were unable to even field a team of players that can walk.
Also clinching a playoff spot was the MeggaMen. They were victorious over Sean Taylor's Ashes, 46-12. The MeggaMen secure at least a wild card spot and can clinch their sixth division title this week with a win or tie or a Sacks loss or tie. The Sacks kept their slim division title hopes alive with a win over the Fighting Squirrels, 13-0. The Sacks path to the division title requires them winning out, the MeggaMen losing out and getting some help in strength of victory.
The Burgundy Division is still up in the air as any of the teams could still win it. The two leaders, the Norsemen and the Mansfield Onanists, both won in shutouts. The Norsemen blowing out the Woodland Rangers, 59-0, in a game where Cam Newton scored as many as the entire Rangers team. The Onanists activated a bye week player (thank God those are done for the year) but still managed an 10-0 victory over the Pretend I'm Not Here. The Pretend have now dropped five in a row as their once promising season is in jeoparady.
Finally in a game of shit-acular importance for the Toilet Bowl, the Gallic Warriors edged out the Whiskey Tango, 13-11. The Whiskey Tango are the only team that is mathmatically eliminated from the playoff hunt, the best they can hope for is a nine way wild card tie at 6-8, which they would not win. (Pretend I'm Not Here for those interested)
For the teams that haven't paid entry fees this year. The Mansfield Onanists currently owe $135.33 and the Woodland Rangers owe $128.39.
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