The Pretend I'm Not Here lost their first game of the season to division rival Sacks On The Beach, 34-22.  Tom Brady and Frank Gore lifted the Sacks to victory, as they beat the Pretend for the 15th time in their last 16 meetings.  The Pretend end their four game winning streak, that franchise's longest since 2005.  At the same time Peyton Manning helped the Gallic Warriors to edge the MeggaMen.  Four games into the season Peyton has already scored 123 points and is over a third of the way towards the QB record.

The match between the Fighting Squirrels and Crusaders was a defensive battle.  The Squirrels got helped out by a 31 point performance by Sean Lee, the third highest ever by a LB.  The Crusaders goofed by picking an acting HC that wasn't really a HC, but a running backs coach.  A move that potentially cost they the game (well that and the 7 sacks against the Raiders).  Both teams were negative so the Squirrels win 1-0.

Elsewhere the Burgundy Division teams had a good week against teams beginning with Ws.  The Mansfield Onanists defeated the Woodland Rangers, 46-1.  The Onanists have now won three straight games vs the Rangers.  The Norsemen defeated the Whiskey Tango by 8, in spite of 33 points from Drew Brees.  In the final game The RCC crushed the Werewolves, 78-21.  The RCC have now won four straight vs the Werewolves.  The Werewolves losing streak extends to a franchise record 6 games.