2026 SCHEDULE
Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Playoffs | Toilet Bowl | Championship

Week 1

Thursday, September 3
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Amish Electricians
Norsemen vs Testudos Revenge
Omar's Coming vs Richard's Lionhearts
Crusaders vs Trump Molests Collies
Gallic Warriors vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 2

Thursday, September 10
Norsemen vs Sacks on the Beach
Crusaders vs MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Richard's Lionhearts
Omar's Coming vs Testudos Revenge
Amish Electricians vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Gallic Warriors vs Trump Molests Collies

Week 3

Thursday, September 17
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Omar's Coming
Gallic Warriors vs MeggaMen
Testudos Revenge vs Trump Molests Collies
Amish Electricians vs Richard's Lionhearts
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Norsemen
Crusaders vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 4

Thursday, September 24
Amish Electricians vs Trump Molests Collies
MeggaMen vs Sacks on the Beach
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Testudos Revenge
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Gallic Warriors
Crusaders vs Richard's Lionhearts
Norsemen vs Omar's Coming

Week 5

Thursday, October 1
NFL Byes: Carolina, Kansas City
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Crusaders
Norsemen vs Richard's Lionhearts
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs Testudos Revenge
MeggaMen vs Trump Molests Collies
Gallic Warriors vs Omar's Coming

Week 6

Thursday, October 8
NFL Byes: Cincinnati, Detroit, Miami, Minnesota
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Norsemen
Gallic Warriors vs Richard's Lionhearts
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Trump Molests Collies
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
MeggaMen vs Testudos Revenge
Omar's Coming vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 7

Thursday, October 15
NFL Byes: Buffalo, Jacksonville, Los Angeles Chargers, Washington
Richard's Lionhearts vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Testudos Revenge
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Norsemen vs Omar's Coming
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Week 8

Thursday, October 22
NFL Byes: Houston, New Orleans, New York Giants, San Francisco
Amish Electricians vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Sacks on the Beach
Norsemen vs Testudos Revenge
MeggaMen vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Richard's Lionhearts

Week 9

Thursday, October 29
NFL Byes: Pittsburgh, Tennessee
Amish Electricians vs Omar's Coming
Sacks on the Beach vs Trump Molests Collies
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs MeggaMen
Gallic Warriors vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Crusaders
Richard's Lionhearts vs Testudos Revenge

Week 10

Thursday, November 5
NFL Byes: Chicago, Denver, Philadelphia, Tampa Bay
MeggaMen vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Sacks on the Beach
Norsemen vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Gallic Warriors
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Testudos Revenge

Week 11

Thursday, November 12
NFL Byes: Atlanta, Cleveland, Green Bay, Los Angeles Rams, New England, Seattle
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Richard's Lionhearts vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs MeggaMen
Omar's Coming vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Norsemen
Gallic Warriors vs Testudos Revenge

Week 12

Thursday, November 19
MeggaMen vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
Richard's Lionhearts vs Testudos Revenge
Gallic Warriors vs Trump Molests Collies

Week 13

Thursday, November 26
NFL Byes: Baltimore, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, New York Jets
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Trump Molests Collies
Sacks on the Beach vs Testudos Revenge
Omar's Coming vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen

Week 14

Thursday, December 3
NFL Byes: Arizona, Dallas
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Norsemen vs Richard's Lionhearts
MeggaMen vs Sacks on the Beach
Omar's Coming vs Testudos Revenge
Crusaders vs Trump Molests Collies
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Playoffs

Thursday, December 10
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Toilet Bowl

Thursday, December 10
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Championship

Thursday, December 17
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