Norsemen Clinch, Other Playoff Scenarios Fucked Up
The Norsemen clinched their first division title since 2009 with a solid win over the MeggaMen. The win gives the Norsemen their 8th win of the season, making this season the eighth straight season they have won at least eight games. The MeggaMen have now lost four of their last five and their playoff hopes are now in jeopardy. To ensure the Norsemen clinched, the Ravaging Camel Clutch lost to the Werewolves, 21-12. Eliminating the RCC from the playoffs.
With the MeggaMen's loss the White Division got very interesting as the Pretend I'm Not Here beat the Sacks On the Beach, 10-5. It's only the second time they have beaten the Sacks in their last 17 meetings. It also gets the Pretend back on track after suffering three straight losses. It sets up the possibility for the division to be decided by the fifth or sixth tie-breaker. More on that later.
The Crusaders moved closer to winning their division with a 10-0 win over the Mansfield Onanists. They fail to clinch because the Gallic Warriors were able to survive the surge on Monday night by the Woodland Rangers, they win 65-58. The Whiskey Tango ensure they won't be in the Toilet Bowl and keep very slim playoff chance alive, with a 53-39 win over the Fighting Squirrels.
With only one team having clinched a playoff berth and still 7 teams vying for the other three spots the last week should be very interesting.
Gold Division
- Crusaders will win the division with a win or Gallic Warriors loss or both games ending in a tie
- Gallic Warriors will win the division with a win and a Crusaders loss or tie OR a tie and a Crusaders loss
White Division
- MeggaMen will win the division with a win or tie
- If the Pretend I'm Not Here beat the MeggaMen then the division will be decided by strength of victory. The Pretend would have the edge and would win with a Whiskey Tango win or tie over Crusaders or a Norsemen win or tie over RCC. If neither of those things happen the the MeggaMen will be routing for an Onanists win and a Fighting Squirrels loss.
- That situation gets more complicated if the Sacks beat the Rangers. It would then be a three way tie going to strength of victory. The Sacks could pull it off with a Whiskey Tango win, a Norsemen loss and a Squirrels loss. Among other complicated scenarios.
Wild Card
- Crusaders - will be in the playoffs unless they lose, the Squirrels lose or tie the Warriors, the MeggaMen lose and the Sacks lose or tie.
- MeggaMen - will be in the playoffs unless they lose, Sacks win and either the Crusaders lose or the Gallic Warriors win or tie. In addition they could be eliminated with a loss and a Sacks loss or tie, if the Crusaders lose and Warriors win or tie or both tie or a bunch of complicated scenarios which would include them losing to the Pretend by more that 67 or by 66 and Andy Ried outscoring Bill Belicheck by 9 or more.
- Gallic Warriors will be in the playoffs with a win or tie
- Whiskey Tango will be in the playoffs with a win, a Fighting Squirrels win, a Meggamen win and a Sacks loss.
- Fighting Squirrels will make the playoffs with a win, a Whiskey Tango loss or tie and one of the following: A) MeggaMen win and Sacks Lose or B) MeggaMen win or tie and Sacks tie.
- Sacks will win the wild card with a win and Fighting Squirrels win and the Pretend lose or tie the MeggaMen OR a tie, Squirrels win, Whiskey Tango win and Pretend lose or tie.
- Pretend will win the wild card with a win and Fighting Squirrels win OR a tie, a Fighting Squirrels win and a Sacks loss.
Toilet Bowl
This one is actually simple. The loser of the Werewolves vs Mansfield Onanists will play the Woodland Rangers. If they tie, the Onanists will be in the Toilet Bowl.
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