Pretend I'm Not Here crush the Joe Gibbs Good Head, 62-0.  The Pretend got 20 or more points from three players; Jay Cutler, Matt Forte and Emmanuel Sanders.  The Good Head barely managed 20 points by their entire offense.  The Good Head did leave Ben Roethlisberger on the bench, he would have scored 49 points, more than their entire starting lineup.  The Pretend have shutout the Good Head in both of their last two meetings.  The win leaves them with the best record in the league.

With the Good Head losing, the Mansfield Onanists were able to move into first by themselves in the Burgundy Division.  They escaped the the MeggaMen, 12-8.  The Onanists advance to 5-2-1, while the MeggaMen drop to 2-6.  The other close game, had division rivals Sacks on the Beach edging the Woodland Rangers by four, 78-74.  The Sacks had Brady score 37 and Antonio Brown pick up 25 in grab 103 offensive points.  The Sacks stay a game and a half behind the Pretend.

The Gold Division grew very tight.  The fourth place Whiskey Tango defeated first place Gallic Warriors, 91-47.  They picked up 116 offensive points.  At the same time the Crusaders beat Sean Taylor's Ashes, 66-40.  Heavily fueled by Rob Gronkowski's 31 points, 4th best ever by a tight end.  The Fighting Squirrels pushed the Norsemen down to 1-7.  With a 50-2 score.  It's the first time the Squirrels have beaten the Norsemen since 2008 and only second time in 9 seasons.  First and last in the Gold Division are now separated by a half-game.

This week every team plays inside their division.  The logjam in the Gold Division will begin to resolve itself, the Crusaders take on the Gallic Warriors and the Fighting Squirrels play the Whiskey Tango.  The White Division has the Sacks trying to pull within half a game when they take on the Pretend.  The MeggaMen and Woodland Rangers try to avoid sitting in last.  Finally, the Werewolves and Norsemen meet, as do the Mansfield Onanists and Sean Taylor's Ashes.