Going into the final week, the playoff races are wide open.  All three divisions are still to be decided and there are eight teams still alive for the four playoff spots.

The easiest division to pin is the Burgundy Division.  The Joe Gibbs Good Head and the Mansfield Onanist meet each other with the winner taking the division title, the Good Head would win with a tie.

The Gold Division is down to two teams.  The Gallic Warriors will win their first division title with a win or Fighting Squirrels loss, or if both teams tie.  The Fighting Squirrels will claim the division with a win and a Gallic Warriors loss or tie or with a tie and Gallic Warriors loss.  The Crusaders could end up in a tie for the division, but would lose out on tie breakers to the Gallic Warriors.

Three different teams could win the White Division.  Controlling their own destiny the Pretend I'm Not Here win the division with a win.  They could also win it with a tie, if the Sacks on the Beach lose or tie.  If the Pretend lose, then the winner of Sacks On the Beach vs MeggaMen would win the division.  If that game ends in a tie, the Sacks would win the division.  The Sacks will also claim the division with a win and a Pretend tie.

The Wild Card is of course wide open and depends very heavily on who wins each division.  Simplest is the Fighting Squirrels, if they win or tie they are in.  It's more complicated if they lose but they are still in if the Mansfield Onanist lose, the Gallic Warriors win or tie and either the Sacks lose or tie or the Pretend lose.

Gallic Warriors are in with a loss if the Pretend lose and Onanists lose or tie.  With a tie they need the Good Head to lose and both the Sacks and Pretend to lose or tie.

The Crusaders only chance at making the playoffs is to win, the Squirrels and Onanists both lose, the MeggaMen beat the Sacks and the Pretend win or tie.

The Good Head can get the wild card with a loss, if the Gallic Warriors or the Fighting Squirrels lose, unless the Sacks win and Pretend tie.

The Onanists are out with a loss but with a tie they need one of the following to happen:

• Crusaders lose or tie, Fighting Squirrels lose and either Sacks or Pretend lose
• Gallic Warriors lose, Sacks lose and Pretend win or tie

The Pretend are in with a loss if the Gallic Warriors and Squirrels both lose and the Onanists lose or tie.  They can get in with a tie if the either the Gallic Warriors or Squirrels lose.

The Sacks can make the wild card with a win if the Good Head win or tie and either the Squirrels win and Gallic Warriors tie, or one of those two teams lose.  They get in with a tie if the Gallic Warriors lose and Good Head win or tie OR if the Squirrels lose and Good Head tie.

Finally the MeggaMen make the wild card with a win, the Onanists and Gallic Warriors both lose and the Squirrels and Pretend both win or tie.

The Toilet Bowl is all wrapped up and determined.  It will feature the Norsemen vs the Woodland Rangers.  The Norsemen are in their first Toilet Bowl since 2001.  The Woodland Rangers are in their third Toilet in four years.