No, No He Can't
So that debate ended quickly. The Norsemen molested Trump Molests Collies for a 70-11 win. Warren entered Monday Night needing 31 points with Gurley, Cooks and the Rams OL, but Byron had Mahomes and the Chiefs OL. In the score-fest that followed, Warren somehow had the only three players that didn't get crazy points. The defecit widened and the Norsemen won 70-11. At one point Mahomes had 42 points, which would have been tied for the 9th best game by a QB, but lost it on two interceptions in his last five throws. Warren now has to lick his wounds and regroup to take on the recently resurgent MeggaMen next week.
Speaking of which, the MeggaMen picked up a huge shutout win, 31-0 over the Fightin' Bitin' Beavers. To make the race in the White Division very compelling in the final weeks. Tom got great performances out of his two linebackers, Darius Leonard and Corey Littleton, scoring 32 points between them. Also in the White Division, Testudos Revenge rode Jared Goff's 35 point night to a 89-65 win over the Sacks on the Beach. They went into Monday Night with a scant 1 point edge. These two games leave the White Division wide open, as only 2 games separate first from fourth.
Over in the Burgundy Division, Sean Taylor's Ashes beat the Amish Electricians 43-20. They had seven players score double digits. The loss ensures that the Amish will be in the Toilet Bowl and guarantees them at least a tie for their worst season in their 27 year history. The STA remain right in the heat of the playoff race.
With all the other 5-5 teams and their division leaders winning, Richard's Lionhearts really needed to come away with a win. Which they did by eliminating the Gallic Warriors from the playoffs with a 65-18 victory. The Crusaders kept their very very slim playoff hopes alive with a 42-8 win over the Fighting Squirrels in a game that was filled with bye week players and activated players that had already been traded. The Crusaders need ALOT of help to make the playoffs, but their schedule is favorable as their remaining games are all against teams that have combined for 7 wins.
Playoff Picture
- Gallic Warriors were eliminated from playoffs this week
- Amish Electricians clinched a Toilet Bowl berth
- Crusaders will be eliminated with a loss or wins by any of the following: Sean Taylor's Ashes, Richard's Lionhearts, MeggaMen or Sacks on the Beach
- Norsemen will clinch a playoff spot with a win and the division with a win and losses or ties by Sean Taylor's Ashes and Richard's Lionhearts
- Fightin' Bitin' Beavers will clinch the division with a win, a MeggaMen loss and a Sacks on the Beach loss or tie
- Trump Molests Collies will clinch the #1 seed with a win and a Norsemen loss
| Team | Division Odds |
Wild Card Odds |
Playoff Odds |
Championship Odds |
|
Trump Molests Collies |
100% | 0% | 100% | 32% |
| Norsemen | 98% | 2% | > 99% | 30% |
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 91% | 6% | 97% | 21% |
| Testudos Revenge | 1% | 31% | 32% | 9% |
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 1% | 21% | 22% | 2% |
| MeggaMen | 5% | 16% | 21% | 5% |
| Richard's Lionhearts | 1% | 18% | 19% | 1% |
| Sacks on the Beach | 3% | 7% | 10% | 1% |
| Crusaders | - | < 1% | < 1% | < 1% |
Toilet Bowl Odds
| Team | Odds |
| Amish Electricians | 100% |
| Fighting Squirrels | 89% |
| Gallic Warriors | 8% |
| Crusaders | 3% |
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