Urban Dictionary defines asswhooping as "to brutally maul/beat" example: (1) Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.  Well Hall burnt Byron's toast and in return received a severe asswhooping.  I'm not even sure where to start with this one.  I could talk about how Lamar Jackson (QB-BAL) got six touchdowns and 40 points.  Or how he had seven offensive players score in the double digits.  Or how the Baltimore Ravens OL has had the best season for an OL in league history.  Or maybe how Hall's team didn't show up and got their 2nd lowest score of the season.  But none of it does justice so I'll just mention the final score.  The Norsemen beat the Crusaders, 123-7 to advance to their record setting 9 Championship Game.

There was another playoff game this weekend as well.  In a normal week this game also would be considered an asswhopping, but by comparison it was a pretty close game.  The Testudos Revenge beat Richard's Lionhearts, 80-16.  Derek got some nice double points off Ezekiel Elliott (RB-DAL) as he scored 22 and the Dallas OL scored 25.  He also had 2 interceptions and a touchdown from Stephon Gilmore (DB-NE) for 26 points.  Derek advances to his second Championship Game and has never lost a playoff game.

The Toilet Bowl featured the Fighting Squirrels beating the British Bulldogs, 34-8.  The Squirrels were down by 4 before Sunday night, but with three defensive players going Brian easily came back to avoid the humilation of two straight last place finishes.  The Squirrels are the all-time kings of the Toilet Bowl having won 5 now, as many as the next two teams combined.  Even under new ownership the Bulldogs continue the failure of previous regimes, that franchise has now six.  The Squirrels will get the #1 pick and the Bulldogs will be renamed.

Championship Game

#1 Testudos Revenge (12-3) vs #3 Norsemen (11-4)

• Testudos are on a 10 game winning streak
• Norsemen have won four out of last five
• The Norsemen won when they met head-to-head in week 1, 84-40
• The Testudos had won the previous three seasons
• Norsemen lead the all-time series, 7-4
• Testudos are on three game playoff winning streak
• This will be the Norsemen's 24th playoff game, tying the Amish Electricians for the most in the league
• A win will be the Norsemen's 15 playoff win, tying Trump Molests Collies for most wins
• Testudos are 1-0 in Championship Games
• Norsemen are 5-3 in Championship Games
• Norsemen are 19 point favorites and have a 71% chance of winning