August 31, 2013

• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Andre Brown (RB-NYG)
  • Picked Up Kendall Hunter (RB-SF)

August 30, 2013

• Crusaders
  • Dropped Jo-Lonn Dunbar (LB-STL)
  • Picked Up Darrius Heyward-Bey (WR-IND)

August 29, 2013

• Mansfield Onanists
  • Picked Up Ed Dickson (TE-BAL)
• Norsemen
  • Dropped Christian Ponder (QB-MIN)
  • Picked Up Corey Liuget (DL-SD) , Bilal Powell (RB-NYJ) , Manti Te'o (LB-SD)
• Whiskey Tango
  • Picked Up Haloti Ngata (DL-BAL)
• Woodland Rangers
  • Dropped Stevie Brown (DB-NYG) , Ben Roethlisberger (QB-PIT)
  • Picked Up Cary Williams (DB-PHI)

August 28, 2013

• Mansfield Onanists
  • Picked Up Denver Broncos (OL-DEN) , Jermaine Kearse (WR-SEA) , Ndamukong Suh (DL-DET)
• Ravaging Camel Clutch
  • Picked Up Philadelphia Eagles (OL-PHI)
• Whiskey Tango
  • Picked Up New York Jets (OL-NYJ)

August 27, 2013

• Crusaders
  • Picked Up Michael Floyd (WR-ARI) , David Harris (LB-NYJ)
• Fighting Squirrels
  • Picked Up Sebastian Janikowski (K-OAK) , Los Angeles Rams (OL-LA)
• Mansfield Onanists
  • Picked Up Shayne Graham (K-CLE)
• MeggaMen
  • Picked Up Joique Bell (RB-DET) , Jerrell Freeman (LB-IND)
• Norsemen
  • Picked Up Marcedes Lewis (TE-JAC) , E.J. Manuel (QB-BUF)
• Pretend I'm Not Here
  • Picked Up Cincinnati Bengals (OL-CIN) , Mason Crosby (K-GB) , Tyler Eifert (TE-CIN) , Clay Matthews (LB-GB) , Derrick Morgan (LB-TEN) , Patrick Peterson (DB-ARI)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Picked Up Dwayne Allen (TE-IND) , Adrian Clayborn (DL-TB) , Thomas DeCoud (DB-ATL) , Brian Hartline (WR-MIA) , Jacquizz Rodgers (RB-ATL)

August 26, 2013

• Mansfield Onanists
  • Dropped Connor Barth (K-TB)

August 25, 2013

• Fighting Squirrels
  • Fired Mike Tomlin (HC-PIT)
  • Hired Marvin Lewis (HC-CIN)
• Whiskey Tango
  • Fired Lovie Smith (HC-)
  • Hired Mike Shanahan (HC-WAS)

August 15, 2013

• Norsemen
  • Fired Norv Turner (HC-)
  • Hired Pete Carroll (HC-SEA)

August 13, 2013

• Ravaging Camel Clutch
  • Fired Jim Schwartz (HC-DET)
  • Hired John Fox (HC-DEN)

August 5, 2013

• Mansfield Onanists
  • Traded a 7th round pick in 2013 and 4 protection points in 2013 to the Norsemen in exchange for Larry Fitzgerald (WR-)
• Norsemen
  • Traded Larry Fitzgerald (WR-) to the Mansfield Onanists in exchange for a 7th round pick in 2013 and 4 protection points in 2013

July 26, 2013

• Pretend I'm Not Here
  • Traded a 1st round pick in 2013 and 1 protection points in 2013 to the Ravaging Camel Clutch in exchange for Matt Forte (RB-)
• Ravaging Camel Clutch
  • Traded Matt Forte (RB-) to the Pretend I'm Not Here in exchange for a 1st round pick in 2013 and 1 protection points in 2013