September 29, 2024

• Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
  • Dropped Ezekiel Elliott (RB-DAL)
  • Picked Up Dorian Williams (LB-BUF)
• Amish Electricians
  • Picked Up Jalen Nailor (WR-MIN)
• Crusaders
  • Dropped Darrell Taylor (DL-CHI) , Houston Texans (OL-HOU)
  • Picked Up Dennis Gardeck (DL-ARI) , Germaine Pratt (LB-CIN)
  • Moved to IR Alex Singleton (LB-DEN)

September 28, 2024

• Gallic Warriors
  • Dropped Keenan Allen (WR-CHI) , Gus Edwards (RB-LAC) , Jaelan Phillips (DL-MIA) , Demarcus Robinson (WR-LAR)
  • Picked Up Chamarri Conner (DB-KC) , Alexander Mattison (RB-LV)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Dropped D'Andre Swift (RB-CHI)
  • Picked Up Denver Broncos (OL-DEN)

September 26, 2024

• Trump Molests Collies
  • Dropped Blake Corum (RB-LAR)
  • Picked Up Will McDonald (DL-NYJ)

September 24, 2024

• Amish Electricians
  • Dropped Greg Zuerlein (K-NYJ)
  • Picked Up Brayden Narveson (K-GB)
• Crusaders
  • Dropped Brandin Cooks (WR-DAL) , Miami Dolphins (OL-MIA) , Javonte Williams (RB-DEN) , Jaylen Wright (RB-MIA)
  • Picked Up Paulson Adebo (DB-NO) , Washington Commanders (OL-WAS) , Chuba Hubbard (RB-CAR) , Boye Mafe (DL-SEA)
• Gallic Warriors
  • Dropped Dameon Pierce (RB-HOU)
  • Picked Up Tyrone Tracy (RB-NYG)
• MeggaMen
  • Dropped Blake Cashman (LB-MIN) , Tyrel Dodson (LB-SEA) , Antonio Gibson (RB-NE) , Drake Maye (QB-NE)
  • Picked Up Braelon Allen (RB-NYJ) , Justin Fields (QB-PIT) , Jauan Jennings (WR-SF) , Devin Lloyd (LB-JAC)
• Testudos Revenge
  • Dropped Chigoziem Okonkwo (TE-TEN) , Jonnu Smith (TE-MIA)
  • Picked Up Pat Freiermuth (TE-PIT) , Chigoziem Okonkwo (TE-TEN)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Dropped Trey Benson (RB-ARI)
  • Picked Up Jake Moody (K-SF)

September 22, 2024

• Testudos Revenge
  • Picked Up Jonnu Smith (TE-MIA)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Picked Up Sam Darnold (QB-MIN)

September 20, 2024

• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Dalton Schultz (TE-HOU)

September 19, 2024

• Norsemen
  • Moved to IR Isiah Pacheco (RB-KC)

September 18, 2024

• MeggaMen
  • Picked Up Antonio Gibson (RB-NE)
  • Moved to IR MarShawn Lloyd (RB-GB)
• Sigourney's Beaver
  • Dropped Dustin Hopkins (K-CLE)
  • Picked Up Cleveland Browns (OL-CLE) , Daniel Carlson (K-LV) , Chris Jones (DL-KC) , Samaje Perine (RB-KC)
• Testudos Revenge
  • Dropped Chigoziem Okonkwo (TE-TEN)

September 17, 2024

• Amish Electricians
  • Dropped Chicago Bears (OL-CHI)
  • Picked Up New Orleans Saints (OL-NO)
  • Fired John Harbaugh (HC-BAL)
  • Hired Jim Harbaugh (HC-LAC)
• Crusaders
  • Dropped Camryn Bynum (DB-MIN) , Tyler Conklin (TE-NYJ)
  • Picked Up Nick Cross (DB-IND) , Mike Gesicki (TE-CIN)
• Gallic Warriors
  • Dropped Joe Andreessen (LB-BUF)
  • Picked Up Patrick Jones (DL-MIN)
  • Fired Mike McDaniel (HC-MIA)
  • Hired Dennis Allen (HC-NO)
• MeggaMen
  • Dropped Jack Campbell (LB-DET) , Pat Freiermuth (TE-PIT) , Jermaine Johnson (DL-NYJ)
  • Picked Up Blake Cashman (LB-MIN) , Hunter Henry (TE-NE) , Andrew Van Ginkel (DL-MIN)
• Norsemen
  • Dropped Taron Johnson (DB-BUF) , Matt Milano (LB-BUF)
  • Picked Up Quentin Johnston (WR-LAC) , Carson Steele (RB-KC)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Los Angeles Rams (OL-LAR)
  • Picked Up Green Bay Packers (OL-GB)
• Sigourney's Beaver
  • Picked Up Andrei Iosivas (WR-CIN)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Picked Up Jerry Jeudy (WR-CLE)

September 15, 2024

• Norsemen
  • Moved to IR Christian McCaffrey (RB-SF)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Kerby Joseph (DB-DET)
  • Picked Up Byron Murphy (DB-MIN)
• Sigourney's Beaver
  • Dropped Jalin Hyatt (WR-NYG)

September 13, 2024

• Norsemen
  • Dropped Chuba Hubbard (RB-CAR)

September 12, 2024

• Testudos Revenge
  • Picked Up Joey Bosa (DL-LAC)

September 11, 2024

• Crusaders
  • Dropped Derrick Brown (DL-CAR)
  • Picked Up Darrell Taylor (DL-CHI) , Houston Texans (OL-HOU)
  • Moved to IR Puka Nacua (WR-LAR)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Jakobi Meyers (WR-LV)
  • Picked Up Trevon Diggs (DB-DAL)

September 10, 2024

• Crusaders
  • Picked Up Brandin Cooks (WR-DAL) , Alec Pierce (WR-IND)
• Gallic Warriors
  • Dropped Kris Abrams-Draine (DB-DEN) , Hunter Henry (TE-NE) , Adam Thielen (WR-CAR)
  • Picked Up Tony Adams (DB-NYJ) , Tank Bigsby (RB-JAC) , Allen Lazard (WR-NYJ) , Foster Moreau (TE-NO) , Demarcus Robinson (WR-LAR) , Gregory Rousseau (DL-BUF)
• MeggaMen
  • Picked Up Tyrel Dodson (LB-SEA)
• Norsemen
  • Picked Up Jordan Mason (RB-SF)
• Richard's Lionhearts
  • Dropped Dorance Armstrong (DL-WAS) , Luke Musgrave (TE-GB)
  • Picked Up Colby Parkinson (TE-LAR) , Khalil Shakir (WR-BUF) , Alontae Taylor (DB-NO) , Keion White (DL-NE)
• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Kirk Cousins (QB-ATL) , Jaleel McLaughlin (RB-DEN) , JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR-) , Mike Williams (WR-NYJ)
  • Picked Up Zack Baun (LB-PHI) , Derek Carr (QB-NO) , Justice Hill (RB-BAL) , Tyler Johnson (WR-LAR)
• Trump Molests Collies
  • Picked Up J.K. Dobbins (RB-LAC)

September 7, 2024

• Amish Electricians
  • Moved to IR DaRon Bland (DB-DAL)

September 5, 2024

• Sacks on the Beach
  • Dropped Matt Gay (K-IND)
  • Picked Up Matt Prater (K-ARI)

September 3, 2024

• Norsemen
  • Picked Up Chuba Hubbard (RB-CAR) , Taron Johnson (DB-BUF) , Matt Milano (LB-BUF) , Ivan Pace (LB-MIN) , Byron Young (DL-LAR)
  • Moved to IR Matt Milano (LB-BUF)
• Testudos Revenge
  • Moved to IR Nick Chubb (RB-CLE)

September 2, 2024

• Norsemen
  • Picked Up Isaiah Likely (TE-BAL)
  • Fired Kevin O'Connell (HC-MIN)
  • Hired Matt LaFleur (HC-GB)